The Bulls Teats: Useless Meanderings on Life

About as useful as teats on a bull. Get it? It means pretty damn useless. Just like this blog. It's a sounding board for all the crazy in my head. It's a diary that I want everyone to read. The most personal and ricoculous thoughts put out for public preusal and comment. So get to it. That crap ain't gonna read itself. But it'd be pretty cool if it did though.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

BREAKING NEWS...

Young white male from Minnesota continues to slaughter potential love even as onlookers look on. The potential for repercussions such as awkward situations and silent moments are high.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

We've only just begun...

Sorry I've been away for so long. What can I say? I've been busy enjoying life, falling in love and generally doing what I want and how I want to do it. But more importantly - is there anything better than a Lean Pocket? If there is - it's a lie. Damn they're good.