The Bulls Teats: Useless Meanderings on Life

About as useful as teats on a bull. Get it? It means pretty damn useless. Just like this blog. It's a sounding board for all the crazy in my head. It's a diary that I want everyone to read. The most personal and ricoculous thoughts put out for public preusal and comment. So get to it. That crap ain't gonna read itself. But it'd be pretty cool if it did though.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Story Of My Life

That's right...two posts in two days. What the hell is that all about. Oh right, it's better than work is what it's all about.

I came across this and found out that I am well on my way towards becoming a premier dilettante. Only one more language to go and National Guard service (though I don't think that would work out anymore).

I don’t know if you know what a dilettante is so here’s an explanation:

dil·et·tante (dĭl'ĭ-tänt', dĭl'ĭ-tänt', -tän'tē, -tănt', -tăn'tē) n., pl. -tantes also -tan·ti (-tän'tē, -tăn'-).
A dabbler in an art or a field of knowledge. See synonyms at
amateur.
A lover of the fine arts; a connoisseur.


It doesn’t seem so bad here but the term is usually pejorative (bad intent) and means someone who “knows” a little about a lot but not a lot about anything. Seen as too lazy or lacking the fortitude to gain in-depth knowledge.

http://www.farcicaldilettante.com/dilettante.html

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

A Timely Quote

I came across this today in my distractions from real work.

"Our safest guide to what we do abroad is always what we do at home."

Lyndon B. Johnson

There it is. Timely, accurate, thought-provoking.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Finally, some recognition!

Want to see something cool? Go here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ylJNzfKTM

Ah, YouTube, letting people with nothing to say say it to millions. Fantastic.

If you want to see me act live I will be in the Duchess of Devonshire during the 2006 Minnesota Fringe Festival.

www.fringefestival.org